You don’t like rainbows either? I know right, that’s so gay! You know what’s really straight? Having sex with a man. Especially if you are one. Bonus points for something like a lumberjack, ripped firefighter, or a body builder. You know, suck his cock, get fucked in the ass. Fuck him in the ass. Smell each other’s pheromones as you frot and kiss each other in a masculine way.
That’s what being straight is all about.

I only mentioned about who removed the rainbow, that’s all.